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discomforted:

lol i wonder if teachers just sit there and laugh while marking my school tests

(via humorking)

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pablothebandit:

ima fuck around & become famous for some cool shit so i can flex on my all my exes like “BITCH DIS COULDA BEEN US hAhAHaHaaH”

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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via a-beautiful--tragedy)

sluttyoliveoil:

I LOVE NOT WEARING MAKEUP BC I CAN JUST RUB MY EYES AND NOTHING HAPPENS

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undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

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samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

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13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

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